I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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