is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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