he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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