bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Randomize
