do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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