saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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