nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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