Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Farmville is her only friend.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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