the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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