i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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