I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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