everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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