lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
