I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
