margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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