just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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