i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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