My vagina just recognized that song.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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