They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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