I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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