Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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