U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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