Im at strip club and am horny
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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