i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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