dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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