i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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