we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Congratulations! We have a period
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