So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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