Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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