i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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