Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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