last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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