turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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