He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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