I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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