Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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