Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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