I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
