i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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