Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
