we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
They took my balls.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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