Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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