I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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