So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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