everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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