She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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