Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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