Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
this just has baby written all over it
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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