Where is the hickey?
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Randomize
