My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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